nudityandnerdery:

divawithanunspoiledagenda:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

WAS THAT A MOTHER FRACKING ODYSSEY PUN

Well, it wasn’t a motherfucking Oedipus pun, that’s for sure.

(Source: sid-jenkins)

mightymur:

The final, brilliant word on passive voice.

"She was killed [by zombies.]" <—- passive

"Zombies killed [by zombies] her." <—- active

i seriously won’t rest until i have a shibe.

(Source: serafu)

kanapy:

WE ARE GROOT!

heard u were talking shit

quietandsarcastic:

Read it again:  EVERY.  SINGLE.  REPUBLICAN.  Yes, that includes women. 

hell yeah

(Source: shiiage)

catholicnun:

atira-patrice:

1o17:

jocastas-bible:

white girls are out of control these days 

She don’t love herself

she really don’t

White ppl r terrifying

pretty sure it has nothing to do with her skin color.

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.
bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

bogleech:

"I heart my car" she says as she pumps its hole full of love fluid, but their half-hearted smiles betray the truth. They’re just going through the motions, each silently wondering which will be the first to admit that the spark is gone.

mjatoma:

haha close up even funnier..XDDD

HOMO JA NAI

mjatoma:

more bloody Sadame XDD  super cute

I DON’T EVEN CARE

mjatoma:

haha close up even funnier..XDDD